Most Offensive Funny Video of All Time

• "Look at this sorry-ass motherfucker."
• Damn well-nigh anything involving Grunter Pen:
  • "You is one butt-ugly, Hepatitis C smokin', stanky motherfucker!"
  • "I'm 'bout to pull yo' bitch card with a shine, you booty poo-ass nigga!"
  • "We could smell your underprivileged smegma from a mile abroad!"
    • "Well, it ain't nothin' like that Limburger factory you got brewin' betwixt them thighs of yours, n'ahmsayin'?"
• "Suck My Big Blackness Ass, Charlie Chocolate-brown", Charlie states "Big mailboxes, big welfare checks!"
  • "And a big fat dick to stick in your big fat ass!"
  • "That's a big motherfuckin' mailbox, motherfucker!" Funnier because, damn, that is a huge mailbox.
• "It's the Bang-up Dolemite, Charlie Brown":

  Charlie Brownish: Nigga, you lot talkin' crazier than Margot Kidder on my front lawn. Dolemite ain't coming to no pumpkin patch on Halloween!"

  Linus: Fuck you, and yo nignorance. He gonna be there!

  Charlie Brown: Nignorance!?

  • Linus goes on to prove some mad respect to The Great Dolemite in his alphabetic character:

  "You must bargain with nignorance all the time, like when Spike Lee and those mothafuckin' youngbloods made The Original Kings of One-act, and didn't include to put yous in information technology."

  • Afterwards Lucy threatens to rip Linus' herpes scabs off "with a mothafuckin' power sander", Patty (the original graphic symbol, not Peppermint Patty) randomly walks up to Linus and announces she'southward going to have a miscarriage in the bath.
  • "I'm the black Zorro, you muddy spics!"
• The opening scene of "Beware of the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown!" has a moment where Peppermint Patty tells Marcie "you got Down's syndrome so bad, yous got Up, Left, and Correct Syndrome as well!"
  • The ending to the opening sequence.

  Marcie: These eggs have yellow eyes. Only if I turn them, the yellow is gone.

  Peppermint Patty: You, y-you-you lot... YOU GODDAMN RETARD!

  • Peppermint Patty threating to harm Marcie if she fucks up the eggs again, followed by Marcie'due south subsequent comeback.

  Peppermint Patty: If you lot fuck this upwardly, I swear I'm gonna stick my used tampon up yo' left nostril, and boot y'all in the back of the head until it comes out yo' rima oris.

  Marcie: I'yard stupid.

  Peppermint Patty: That's the smartest thing you lot've said all twenty-four hours. Now git yo' ass over there and boil these eggs, stupid.

  Marcie: I'1000 not stupid! S-southward-s-suck my eggs with a vaginal-ab-al-ap-al applicator!

  • Marcie then takes a dump in the egg pot. Peppermint Patty is none too happy.

  Peppermint Patty: Ugh! Marcie! In that location's shit in here! You took a shit in the water! (groans in desperation)

  • The ending, where Charlie Brown sees Lucy and Snoopy "cleaning the fish tank".

  Lucy: I swear, if you spill the margarine in the brown grotto, I'm gonna snap your dick off and shit it out!

  Charlie Brown: Oh, fuck yes. That's what I'm talkin' 'tour. Happy motherfuckin' Easter, trunk butt!

  Lucy: Fuck you!

• Snoop's puppet show from "Suck My Big Black Donkey, Charlie Brownish!", which also doubles as a smashing Take That, Scrappy! moment for Lucy.

  Charlie: Here we got Snoop preppin' for his most famous trick where he balances a toy carriage on his D.O.D.

  Lucy: D.O.D.?

  Charlie: Yep, his dick of death. Look at the clinical hardification of the wang as he's about to skeet from the wagon friction.

  Lucy: What practise you hateful past "skeet"?

  (Snoop skeets all over Lucy)

  Charlie: As Snoop continues his balancin' feat, he is quickly reminded of the chili burritos he scuzzled downwardly before the show.

  Lucy: Chili burritos?

  (Snoop farts and shits on Lucy)

  Charlie: It seems as if Snoop has sighted a crack whore in the audience.

  Lucy: But I'1000 the merely one here!

  (Snoop's puppets punch Lucy and throw garbage on her)

  Charlie: And to show that he's non such a gorilla pimp, he washes off the stank with his favorite pimp oil, One-time Spice.

  Lucy: Old Spice?!

  (Lucy is "washed" with Old Spice; she storms off)

  Charlie: The terminate.

  Lucy: ...What the fuck?!

• The entirely-Spanish speaking battle between Espinosa and Marcie in "Jackie Robinson Was the First Black Baseball Player", which results in Marcie punching Espinosa's caput off, sending it dorsum to Puerto Rico.

  Marcie (in Spanish): Get HIM A Torso BAG! YEAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Peppermint Patty: Holy shit, Marcie! Y'all punched the fume outta Espinosa!
  Marcie: Chupa mi huevos... mm, FUCK YOU!

  • For her report, Sally reveals that she renamed sickle cell anemia to Jackie Robinson's anemia because she overheard Peppermint Patty tell Marcie that "she talks like she has Lou Gherig's disease".
• Linus' "True meaning of Kwanzaa" crosses the line besides many times to count. Here it is in its entirety:

  Linus: "And there were iii Kings: Martin Luther, Don and Rodney. Martin Luther was the smartest of the three. He preached equality, peace and cocky respect; he was the good King. Don was a deebo who sprung on the wrong cat, and got rickets from a stank poon on 125th Street. He was a pumper-bumper who turned a trick on a skeezer named Geroniho, and suffered in drinkin' a example of Natural Ice while blastin' diarrhea all over his crib; he was a bad King. Rodney was a bull-dagger cootchie-ripper who was geekin' on baking soda while flap-stabbin' some ho in the dorsum of a hooptie. He gave the jelly-doughnut to a mugger trick, while Amadou Diallo changed his name to 'Amadou What the Cops Tell Me to Do'; he was the worst King of them all."

• Schroeder calling out women before Charlie Dark-brown is given iv blowjobs in "Suck My Big Blackness Ass":

  Schroeder: Y'all bitches are boozer similar a ix-eyed nigga. First you ridicule the man for wanting a white bitch, and now yous're gonna let him settle with four blowjobs by four ugly-ass chompers? Well, hear this: Fuck you lot, black bitches! Fuck you lot up and down and on your face up! Stomp on yo' mothafuckin' donkey 'til you lot exist beggin' fo' mothafuckin' mercy! Beat yo' donkey up with a closet stick, cuz I can't stand you black bitches, cuz there own't nothang like smackin' y'all across the face with my John Holmes while sippin' Hennessy, you lot Jew bangers!

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